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Oh my god, Tommy, I didn't realize you
were in the closet.

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I was just coming out of the closet.

3
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That's so brave of you.

4
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No, no, no, you don't understand. I have
checks stashed in there that I need to

5
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grab for my taxes.

6
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Whatever works for you.

7
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What are you doing?

8
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Well, isn't that obvious? I'm jerking
off to internet porn.

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In my bed.

10
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Well, it's more comfortable than mine.

11
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Oh, well, then that settles it. Let's
make my bed the official masturbation

12
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I don't know why you're getting so bent
out of shape. There are worse things

13
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than having a 19 -year -old in your bed.

14
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Yeah, context is everything, Dakota.

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We're just supposed to be roommates.

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Well, I watched you jerk off the other
day in the shower, and it wasn't a big

17
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deal. What?

18
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It's weird that you can just use your
imagination.

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People in my generation need a visual.

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Um... Can I see?

21
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Sure.

22
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Cream pie porn is my favorite.

23
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I guess I'm off every time.

24
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Wow.

25
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Does it give you any ideas?

26
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Yes. Me too.

27
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I didn't expect this to happen. Like,
Dakota, are you... I'm

28
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really glad you're comfortable in my...
Yeah, I'm glad I chose your bed to

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masturbate today.

30
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done this a lot in my bed um maybe it's
best if you don't know i

31
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always thought i smelled you i was like
but it's

32
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just oh my god

33
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Are you sure about this?

34
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Of course I'm sure. I'm so nervous.

35
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I'm nervous. I feel like you should go.

36
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No, we've already started. We cannot
stop now. No, your legs, you're so

37
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You're just holding it in.

38
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Really something.

39
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Yeah.

40
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Take my socks off.

41
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Take my shirt off. We're going further.

42
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We have to match. This is crazy.

43
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Oh my God.

44
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I am so hairy compared to you.

45
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Wow, you are really cute.

46
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I mean this in a roommate -friend way.

47
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The nicest way,

48
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most respectable way. I swear, this is
so cool.

49
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Yeah, I agree.

50
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I didn't think I had a chance.

51
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It's because you're creeping in the
closet.

52
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You're looking for... You know what? It
doesn't matter.

53
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Now what I'm doing is good.

54
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watching me, I would have...

55
00:09:05,960 --> 00:09:06,960
will.

56
00:13:01,230 --> 00:13:02,690
This is really special.

57
00:13:02,990 --> 00:13:05,830
I want to lay down before I pass out.

58
00:13:07,830 --> 00:13:08,890
You're so adorable.

59
00:13:09,170 --> 00:13:10,170
Oh, my God.

60
00:13:11,270 --> 00:13:18,090
Oh, my God.

61
00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:11,750
How about you just lay down on your side
right next to me?

62
00:23:41,550 --> 00:23:42,550
Yes, yes.

63
00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:43,640
Oh.

64
00:25:36,910 --> 00:25:38,310
Stay bent over. Right there.

65
00:25:39,010 --> 00:25:40,890
Right fucking there. Oh my.

66
00:27:23,660 --> 00:27:24,760
Where am I going to come?

67
00:27:25,220 --> 00:27:26,800
Where am I going to come?

68
00:27:27,940 --> 00:27:30,180
Where am I going to come?

69
00:27:30,580 --> 00:27:32,000
You really do love those memories.

70
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:33,900
Oh, my God.

71
00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:56,280
Yes, yes, yes.

72
00:27:56,700 --> 00:27:59,520
Oh, my God. Yes, yes.

73
00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:02,800
Wow.

74
00:28:05,020 --> 00:28:06,020
Fuck.

75
00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:11,180
Oh, it's so fucking hot.

76
00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:13,660
Fuck, yes, fuck.

77
00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:18,540
Oh, that was a lot. Yeah, that's a lot.

78
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:20,080
Yeah.

79
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:23,900
Anything else you want?

80
00:28:25,290 --> 00:28:27,390
Make official masturbation, you may.

81
00:28:28,850 --> 00:28:31,810
Roommate. We can stay best roommates.

